Concept:

So my challenge is to write a hexed sex story. It may be any length or rating (though I think G might be hard to achieve given the subject *g*), serious or humorous.

What, you may ask, counts as bad sex? Anything really that's short of their normal perfection. It could be a first time that fails to live up to expectations, an elderly Lex with brittle bones and haemorrhoids, an alien Clark whose 'bits' don't work the same way as humans and don't come with an instruction manual, or you could even make one of them, ::gasp::, temporarily impotent! There are cross-over possibilities - Willow might literally put a hex on them. I'm sure all the inventive minds out there can come up with plenty of ideas.

--oxoniensis

Rules:

1. The pairing must be primarily Lex and Clark ('cos I love them, even though I'm being mean to them), though others can be involved.

2. You have to include one word or phrase that I will pick for you--email me.

N.B. I have a short list of 'suitable' words, but any word or phrase donations would be welcome. You won't however receive a word you suggested, so there's no point sending me lots of easy options!!!

--oxoniensis

Entries:

• Educational Film by Amy [NC-17] "Got the wrong end of the stick."
• Knowing by earthseed [NC-17] "This isn't what I expected."
• "Make Yourself Welcome" a.k.a. "Mi Castle es Su Castle" by Spyhop [NC-17] "Good things come in small packages."
• Mistake Pageant by stone_princess [NC-17] "pocket-sized"
• Mountains and Molehills by tamalinn [R] "pale pink boxers"
• The Best Laid Plans by a campbell [?] "It's not much of a mouthful."
• The Opposite of Sex by Chaeysa [?] "You waited until I was swallowing to say that, didn't you?"
• 'Til Death Do Part by Aklani [NC-17] "touch and go"
• To See or Not To See by Skaterboy [NC-17] "Can't you control it?"
• Trappings by Goth Girl [NC-17] "'blowjob' is only an expression"

Art by stone_princess. Challenge previously hosted at hideosyncrasies. ? *